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Making Sandwiches 

A subtle, polite of saying 'having a wank'.
Sorry, she was just so fit I went into the toilet and started making sandwiches.

sandwich making workshop 

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?

Making a Sandwich 

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.
"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'
Making a Sandwich by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

sandwich making bitches

A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.

Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
sandwich making bitches by TheTash February 15, 2017

Making tuna sandwiches 

Slang for having a wank
An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink
Making tuna sandwiches by Stu89 February 13, 2007

making a sandwich 

(v) When someone in an online video game such as Halo 3 is just sitting there not moving at all is obviously away making a sandwich.
Holy crap this is the 10th time T've killed this guy. He must be making a sandwich.
making a sandwich by goodkall September 12, 2009