Making A Pearl

An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.

Travis has been whimpering in his room making a pearl ever since Tom pooped the bed.

by RMC1 October 20, 2010

making a pearl

When someone is in a psychotic rage and they have sand in their vagina.

"What is wrong with you buddy"? "Are you making a pearl or something"?

by WeeTarded November 10, 2007

making pearls

To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.

Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.

by bubblet July 25, 2008

making pearls

To have sex on the beach

Michael: Shay and I are going to the beach.

Alex:are you going to be making pearls??

Michael: Yeahh ;)

by apexrider January 9, 2011

Make a pearl

Getting sand in your swimming suit and then being unable to get it out for a extended amount of time.

She had so much sand in her bikini bottom that give the right length of time and amount of pressure she was sure to make a pearl.

by MAUNSTER February 26, 2018