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majorska 

One of the many brands of cheap vodka or "rotgut", but Majorska is surprisingly better tasting than the competition. It is 80 proof, but also comes in 100 proof bottles. Almost always bought by the handle (1.75 L) due to it's pricetag of around $10-$14. Known respectively by many for its distinctive triple crown. Mass consumption may cause one to become "jorsked."
Yo, i only got $15 and I need to get 10 people drunk...no prob, get a bottle of 100 proof Majorska...thx man.
majorska by ThaStonedGecko June 20, 2007
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Masturskating 

To masturbate and skate or Rollerblade at the same time.
"Oh my god that guy is pleasuring himself on the ice skating rink!!!"
"Oh that's just Mark. He's Masturskating."
Masturskating by Lloya March 1, 2010

manouska 

Manouska is the most self adsorbed person on the place of this Earth. she is also a nice and caring person,always there to help you in your time of need. Manouska's are usually very smart and pretty they also know this so they are very full of them self's!. Manouska can normally be found with her nose in a book or in a deep sleep which she spends most of her time doing.

Overall Manouska is a very cool chick with a banging body!
beauty Smart manouska
manouska by True Defination March 10, 2010

Majorskilz 

some one/thing that took skilz to do
thats majorskilz right there

Majorska Vodka 

A possibly fictional vodka advertised on the side of a truck during a New York shot in the movie Cannibal Holocaust.
I watched Cannibal Holocaust and saw and saw a truck with the words Majorska Vodka written on it.

marouska 

kind and friendly
bad temper but has a gold heart
hates 99.9% of all men
prefers video games over a social life
needs help
Damn, Marouska has two sides which can be brought up easily! When someone argues with her or when someone is in need for her help!
marouska by sendmehelppls May 14, 2016

Majerská 

Its my last name ngl i hate it!But i know someone is pretty and the other one....IS PRETTY TOO!
Ugh Its Majerská.
Wha..?
Majerská by Thefroggywhoisasimp November 26, 2021