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The Major Pain 

1. A pain you feel when somthing's gone wrong or just plain doesn't happen.

2. A pain you feel when you are betrayed by a friend.

3. A pain you feel when the natural laws of physics don't work. (Video games only)

4. When your playing on spilt-screen and your friend looks at your side. (Video games only)
1. Hey why the hell is my car not starting? *boom* I feel this pain of bullsh*t exploding! WTF!!!

2. "Dude! Nice 69' Mustang! Are we taking this to the
club?" "If by "we" you mean I take the Mustang and you take your Prius, then yes, we're taking it." "I'm feeling the major pain right now!"

3. WTH??!!? I was going 20mph and when I pushed the brake my car exploded!

4. Jeff: "I found you!!!" *shoots*
Jerry: "How in the name of sh*t did you find me under this truck?!"
Jeff: "I looked everywhere else and you weren't there so-"
Jerry: "You were on the other side of the map and we just started fagg0t!"
Jeff: "F*ck you, you f*cking fagg0t! I wasnt screen-looking!"
Jerry: I feel this pain of major screen looking over here!"
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majorpain 

Noun.
(1) a wordlamer/word beyond all comprehension. A rampant, stupid, ugly, genital-free zone.
(2) a slimy postule or wart on the penis of a walrus.
(1) Julian Clarey is almost as gay as majorpain!
(2) I've got a huge majorpain on my penis and no matter how much I scratch it, burn it, shout at it or cut it, it just wont let go.
majorpain by anonymous September 28, 2003

majorpain 

siCk66s best friend
siCk66 = teh_gh3y
siCk66= script kiddy
siCk66 go fuck majorpain
majorpain by Anonymous October 7, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026