major ass kicking

it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)

As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".

major ass kicking by WallOGainz April 22, 2017

sucks major ass 

To suck beyond all recognition

1) Homework sucks major ass.
2) George W. Bush's presidency sucks major ass.

sucks major ass by Jonathan Kos-Read August 4, 2007

You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool

Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass

You Suck Major Ass by the madster November 26, 2007

Major Creep Ass 

Someone who says creepy things all the time, but delivers it in a professional manor. "I cant wait to inseminate you with my glorious seed". "You make my penis erect"

That John Ingersoll kid is a Major Creep Ass

Major Creep Ass by yourmomsmom4 December 4, 2011

major asshole 

anyone who uses nefarious means to interfere or prevent the contentment, peace of mind, and overall well-being of others

Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.

Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.

Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.

Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.

major asshole by Angry UD contributor April 23, 2010

Major Asshole 

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site

I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.

Major Asshole by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018

MAJOR ASSHOLE 

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B

The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE

MAJOR ASSHOLE by Duckface01 August 17, 2019