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it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)
As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
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When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
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