Seattle Mariners
Seattle Mariners by KRHimself April 23, 2004
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Seattle Mariners
The Cleveland Browns of baseball.
When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.
Seattle Mariners by thisistheyear June 9, 2018
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Seattle Mariners
My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.
1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.
Seattle Mariners by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008
Mariners
Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
Mariners by Tardy McTard February 8, 2005
Mariners
Mediocre baseball team in the American Leauge West division. Located in Seattle Washington.
Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.
As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.
Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.
As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.
Mariners
The saddest team in MLB history. With ownership devoid of even one baseball savvy mind, goals that do not involve winning, and a fan base that packs the stadium on Ichiro Bobble Head Night, this team is poised to be the first in MLB to lose 100 games while sporting a $100 million dollar payroll.
Devin: Are you taking the family to watch the Mariners tonight? It's Richie Sexson golf club night ya know.
Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!
Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!
Mariners by Mr. Squanky October 3, 2008