brutes magootes 

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

brutes magootes by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

Magoofs 

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.

Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.

Magoofs by hollowpnt October 16, 2008

totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009

Douche Magoosh 

Being super douche baggish all the time.

Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!

Douche Magoosh by Rude1iscool March 27, 2011

magoosalum 

An indescriminate amount of a gellatenous or viscous fluid.

"Just dab a little magoosalum on there!"

"I passed out drunk at a frat party and woke up with magoosalum all over my face!"

magoosalum by John Pressley June 24, 2008

zoots magoots 

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.

we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.

zoots magoots by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

slapnut magoos

A group of immature prepubescent boys.

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.

slapnut magoos by Will Work for Wine July 2, 2016