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Washington Technology Magnet School 

A school that guarantees you to fail and too much wack dumb ass people. Has a special handshake you must do if not your gayy. The food ight but sometimes people steal yo seat which piss me off. If your waiting for a bathroom pass, just fucking go, teachers dont give a fuck who you even are. If you find those tiny ass toy babies around the school then get rid of it, cause their fucking cursed. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A LONG ASS NAME???
Person1:Hey have you ever a school called Washington Technology Magnet School? Person2: The fuck you say to me?? Don’t ever say that name again ight??

Corwin International Magnet School

Corwin International Magnet School, aka CIMS, is a school full of emo soft boys, fort nite players, vsco girls and hoes. Do not recommend. Did not make friends until 8th grade. Ugh
Corwin International Magnet School is full of drugs. Help me. I WANT OUT.

Maple Street Magnet School 

Worlds must suckish school.

A school filled with suck.
"You can't be GETTIN' up and down and all around 'cause you in lunch de-TEN-tion!"
-Maple Street Magnet School Lunch Detention Monitor Person (I have no idea what their job title is, they just walks around and tell people "Not to be late fo claaayuss!" while wearing extremely stupid sunglasses.)

Valley Alternative Magnet School

AKA VAS
A close knit school that goes from kindergarten to twelfth grade.Everyone is called by their first name.No clubs or teams (no winning teams anyways).No gym but there is a farm.High schoolers are aloud off campus for lunch and every Tuesday and Thursday 10-12 graders that choose to are either bussed off to Valley Collage or a job site (where they intern).It seems like an easy school but it is hard for the new kids.And the total amount of students is around 300-500 mostly Armenians and Hispanics.
Kid one- So where do you go to school?
Kid two- Oh I go to Valley Alternative Magnet School.
Kid one- Weirdo.*walks away*

heard magnet school 

An amazing school for great and creative kids. The greatest elementary school named for the great huskies!#HeardhuskiesAwesomeness
The heard magnet school is awesome

Orange grove middle magnet school 

orange grove is a shitty underfunded school with gen z pop it girls and bisexual 6th graders and “uwu” diaper ass girls and the guys I can’t even explain, I’m looking at you james
“hey did you go to orange grove middle magnet school”
yeah man that jailhouse thing?

Kemps Landing Magnet School 

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.
People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.