Marfitis 

A disease contracted by those who frequently travel to, discuss, or try to force their views of Marfa, TX on family, friends, or other another acquaintances.

Did you hear about Amanda? She has to go to the doctor because she has marfitis again.

Marfitis by D-Guti January 20, 2018

muffitis 

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

muffitis by Jason March 27, 2005

MAFFITIS 

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!

WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS

MAFFITIS by Erika Knack August 27, 2010

Muffitis 

Unlike what the name suggest, this is not an inflammatory condition. The term is used to refer to people who always complain and have a general negative attitude toward self and others. Verb: muffing.

He is always muffing , i think he had Muffitis.

Muffitis by Muffing July 26, 2018