maffey

adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.

Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.

by Bai Ren December 28, 2004

Maffei

butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing

I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!

by Na.Dime March 25, 2009

joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022