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Cute way of saying 'Matthew'
My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew
by falcococo July 22, 2009
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Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.
1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!
by cheeseylol September 22, 2009
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meaning fat lard, mut, stupid
your exactly like maffew
by nessi October 16, 2006
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