maffew

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

by falcococo July 22, 2009

Maffew

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.

1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!

by cheeseylol September 22, 2009

Maffew

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude

Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW

by ateyourmom April 25, 2019

Maffew

nickname for "matthew" that some furry fucks came up with. please just call me matt im begging you

"i hate these furrys, they started calling me maffew instead of my name"

by ifuckmyxbox May 10, 2019