A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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adjective pertaining to ignorant right wing hate mongers that earn money by preying on the mentally challenged as long as the Nielsen meter allows
Glenn Beck's "meter made" philosophy changes with the ratings of Fox News.

Anita Bryant's anti-gay rhetoric was not meter made it was minute maid.
by tommychinese February 6, 2010
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very iconic line from “Bottom of the Ocean” by world famous kpop boy group golden child .
by jibeom gf September 14, 2021
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What m.o.m. means
Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask
by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022
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The man, the myth, the Mongolian. He rides his flying elephant while eating falafel and snake eyes. He farts eggs and if you mess with him he'll sit on you. He can basically do anything.
Hey Uncle Madeed, got any spare cans of beans so I can fart some eggs. Of course he does, he keeps 100 cans on him at all times.
by Austinn Powerzz October 6, 2020
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Self-Made Ejdlt is the sexiest mf ever seen on planet earth. He has sexy takes and will steal your bitch if you let him get too close
Me : OMG IS THAT SELF-MADE EJDLT?
Emma : YEAH HE'S SO CUTE😍
by ejdlt February 9, 2022
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