made the bed

The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping.

Husband: "What did you do all day while I was at work?"
Wife: "I made the bed 3 times"

by naughtynurse77 June 7, 2010

Man Made Bed

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.

Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"

by SamStrane December 8, 2009