mactitties

Eating so much of mcdonalds' burgers you end up with tits. Usually said upon people who are morbidly obese and eat mcdonalds' burgers alot.

Dude: Damn, look at those unholy mactitties.
Man: He must've been hitting mcdonalds for 6 months straight.
Obese Man: I heard that, you assholes.

mactitties by legitmofoa April 21, 2014

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McTitties

A phrase said to describe a pair of womans boobs that are so tasty looking they could be on a menu.

God, I love them McTitties! Bada bop ba ba I'm lovin' it!

Daaaaaamn! Did you see that order of McTitties on her!

McTitties by spyder McKillin April 11, 2009

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Mactivities

the term given to womanising, setting speed cameras alight, popping ecstasy, viagra and then fucking a cake.

"Got up to some crazy mactivities last night, can't remember half of it, but I managed to bed a Victoria'

Mactivities by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

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mantities

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.

1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mantities by Daniel Curiel, Efrain Jimenez July 26, 2007