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Mactardinternet (-0.458)
A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.
mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.

windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?

mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
by lcsgeek May 14, 2009
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mactardsex (-0.796)
Mactard; as in 'retard'

A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.
Frank: "I can't cope with all these buttons on yer mouse"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"
by hawkwind dave March 03, 2004
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Mactardinternet (-0.355)
Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.

Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?

Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!

PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?

Mac User - No, what?

PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.

Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!

PC User - What a Mactard....
by Bishop114 November 19, 2009
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MacTardname (-0.439)
Someone who could be classified as retarded, yet still possesses enough knowledge to make others believe he is capable of difficult tasks, thus creating suffering from his ineptitude.

Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"

Dave: "How?"

Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”

Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009
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macTardname (-0.486)
mactard
mak-tard –noun

1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".

Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >

—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb

—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
That d-bag just spent another 750 bucks on a new iPhone4! What a macTard!
by dervishZ April 08, 2011
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mactardinternet (-0.050)
A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.
"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"
by Lucas May 27, 2004
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Mactardsex (-0.733)
Mactard, a derivative of the more commonly known word, 'retard', refers to individuals who own and use Apple products primarily and are proud to do so.
For example, you may be a Mactard if you:

a) Bought a Mac, iPhone or iPad simply because "Apple is awesome"

b) Have ever stood in a long line for an Apple product within a month of its release

c) Have tried to show off your Apple product to your friends with PCs or Android phones

d) If you've told someone they 'suck', are 'lame', or that they are stupid for not using Apple products

e) If you smile every time you see an Apple commercial

f) If you think Apple really invented the MP3 player, the laptop, the smartphone, the smartwatch and pretty much every other product people seem to think actually originated at Apple.

g) If you have ever said something somewhat similar to "PCs suck"

h) If you think Steve Jobs was a genius

***Note: this does not apply to people who actually rely on Apple computers for legitimate reasons such as work and/or if you use a Mac computer alongside a PC for Mac-only software like Final Cut Pro or Aperture
Bob: Did Johnny brag to you about his 2015 Macbook yet?
Fred: Yes he did... What a fucking Mactard

Fred: Oh look, it's the Apple Store... looks like everyone's here for the new iPhones...
Bob (in painful laughter): Mactard hangout session in progress!
by gberenyi September 24, 2016
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