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time machined 

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
time machined by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.
"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."
washing-machined by elektra902 June 21, 2009

machinecat 

A cat being used to make a machine gun sound in "meow" form. Previously shown on Web soup.
My cat can turn from cat, to machinecat!
machinecat by olympiano June 26, 2010

MACHINEMODE 

When a gym and fitness enthusiast wants to take their workout to the next level yet does not want to go to BEASTMODE, lift heavy weights, but get intense on the stepmill or treadmill to build a lean and tight body.
Bikini competitor- "I'm off to the gym! #MACHINEMODE and burn 600 calories!"

machined 

Taken apart
She machined that fish!
machined by Coco135 May 23, 2016

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
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