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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

Manhandle 

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully
Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.
Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019
An otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.
Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
manhands by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Leon Marchand 

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.
Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

Manhandle the Salami 

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

Manila Manhandle 

A sex move created around 2009 in Manila, Philippines. This is the act of having gay sex whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. This move is very rare, and often only practiced in Manila.
"Dude I heard Tyrone gave Jamal a Manila Manhandle in the Philippines yesterday, CRAZY!", Said Jake.
Manila Manhandle by ManilaMan February 22, 2015