malmerated 

way past drunk
way past hammered
way past wasted

I got malmerated last night!

malmerated by jt snook March 13, 2009

moderated 

When the site admin or moderator deletes/modify's posts which are off topic. Or just to prove how powerful they truly have become.

The posts where off topic so they got moderated.

moderated by Clancy Wiggum July 26, 2004

Macerate 

The process by which a person orgasms due to someone or something that occurs around them (usually not sexual but can be). This tends to occur on the more serious and professional side of orgasms. Not to be confused with masturbation.

As soon as Rebecca heard the satisfying sound, she ran home and macerated

Macerate by BigDickVik March 12, 2018

macramed to the couch 

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.

After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.

macramed to the couch by Webster1988 September 23, 2008

maceration 

1.To make soft by soaking or steeping in a liquid.

2.To separate into constituents by soaking.

3.To cause to become lean, usually by starvation; emaciate.

“His winemaker allowed the juice and skins of the white grapes to macerate together overnight before pressing”

maceration by The Scholar June 26, 2003

Macinated

When a computer gamer games on a Mac and has a whole bunch of problems.

Mac Gamer: Man my computer keeps freezing every time I launch this game.

PC Gamer: You've been Macinated!

Macinated by KingSteve032 January 26, 2012

Maceration 

Maceration is the artisinal process Belvedere uses to create the world’s best super premium flavoured vodka. The process uses only natural ingredients, delicately drawing out the vibrant flavours from fruit peels, flesh and flowers, combined with the finest super premium vodka and technical expertise.

My only vices are shopping and maceration!

Maceration is something you can do alone or with friends...

There is no shame in Macerating

Maceration by secretdrinker March 18, 2009