To attack one verbally with a massive assault of content that is impossibly detailed and long, with little to no provocation initiating the attack and a varying degree of relation to the initial prompt, if any. The attack will range from rambling to erudite, depending on conditions. It finds its origins in Olde English, of the carpet-bagger era, which was a system of puppet-government set up to govern colonies in the late nineteenth century. Nearly identical to at least 2 definitions of the term Matt Damon
When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.
The act of consuming considerable amounts of liquor and launching ones self onto a unsuspecting person to make out with them usually in front of a large crowd.
A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.
A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.
Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?