mac
There seems to be some genuinely interesting and funny stuff on your definitions. But the heat sink joke is just that - everyone knows the G4 is more efficient, cooler and draws less power. Anyway, get a fucking life and pick a word that doesn't show how retarded you really are! Are you really that obsessed with a platform that has less than %15 of the market? Talk about an inferiority complex. I know for a fact that I hate PCs more than you hate Macs, but I only reveal that fact to prove a point.

Get a life.

Windoze:
32 bit patch for a
16 bit graphical shell for an
8 bit operating system originally for a
4 bit processor by a
2 bit company that can't stand
1 bit of competition.

And windoze sure as hell doesn't have ANY of these:
Protected memory
Symmetric multiprocessing
Preemptive multitasking

OS X has 'em all.

EAT SHIT AND DIE FUCKHEADS!

Now that my 5 minute rant is over, you can return to your meaningless existence of 24/7 Mac bashing. One thing for your side: the new iMac color schemes does turn my stomach, but that doesn't make me like my dual 533 G4 any less.
by WTF?!?!?! May 07, 2003
mac
A very easy to use computer. It doesn't crash all the fucking time like P.C.'s do. It is alot easier to work with and gets better results and is MUCH faster than a pc. You can't play many games on it, but its best for its internet capabilities.
"I'm a retard. I use a P.C. It crashes all the time and I think I'll have to buy a new computer because this one sucks so much. Maybe this time I'll be smart and take a mac."
by marcotte March 10, 2003
Mac
a computer that onls smart, creative people know how to use. These tend to be 100% better safer and better looking than any other computer in the world.
your friend: I have a virus on my brand new dell

You: I just bought a mac Pro and encoded 5 1080P streams in 30 minutes.

You: friend: Macs are stupid
by Jim Tenaphotry November 07, 2006
Mac
A Computer Marketed by Apple Inc. Its OS Mac OS X is superior to Windows. For the people that think its a trend, stop and think... Maybe the people who buy macs recently just like that they actually work. Macs are not trends, whoever says so knows nothing about computers.
Lisa: Macs are such a trend
Me: Mac OS is better and superior you dumb bitch
by Mac Rules January 05, 2008
Mac
Formerly McIntosh, also known as "Apple," the company has shortened their name to Mac. Mac is a computer operating system that runs on UNIX code, a system developed in 1969 at AT&T Bell Laboratories which can support multitasking in a multiuser environment. Mac is a powerful system, highly capable of multitasking, which is competitor Microsoft's biggest weakness in their operating system, Windows. Unfortunately, any car enthusiast would know that "it's more about who's driving, than what's under the hood." Even with all of Mac's power, their severe lack of compatibility and difficult setup make Windows by far a more popular choice by most.
My Mac pwns your silly PC, fool.

(Note: I am actually a PC enthusiast, anti-Mac... I'm just trying to be unbiased)
by Bo Duke... February 16, 2005
Mac
An overpriced computer catering to women and metrosexuals who don't care what's inside as long at comes in a shiny box. Apple works hard to advance innovation in shiny box technology. Comes with great customer support for people who don't know how to use a computer.
I got bored of looking at the same Mac for a year so I bought this year's model that comes in an even shinier box.
by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016
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