Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes 

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes by Deezos March 10, 2009

Ma'a Salama 

It literally means "With peace". It is used to say good bye.

Ma'a Salama

Ma'a Salama by SheikhThingsUp March 6, 2017

Ma'a Salama 

Used in arabic, meaning "Good-bye".

ma'a salama good-bye bye

Ma'a Salama by Louda(P$K) July 6, 2009

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! 

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! by bonak September 29, 2020

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog by styxfan July 30, 2014

Hit me in the curry and call me masala 

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

Hit me in the curry and call me masala by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

chicken tikka masala 

the best ndn food on the planet

period.

Waiter at an Indian Restuarant: What will you be having tonight?
You: Naan and Chicken Tikka Masala
Waiter: Best choice ever made

chicken tikka masala by Jerry Boi December 4, 2007