Malcom Moses 

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

Malcom Moses by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican Moses by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

Moses Magoo 

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.

A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.

Moses Magoo by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.

Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.

Baby Moses by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses 

For God's sake, get a clue

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

Oh, Moses, smell the roses by Genku July 29, 2003

Crikey Moses 

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Crikey Moses by Wise Man November 20, 2003