M.T.M.M.P. 

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P. by ookshan January 17, 2011

M.T.M.M.P. 

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P. by ookshan January 17, 2011

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P 

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

T.M.T. 

Too Much Trouble
Used in times of Great Laziness, when shaving off every expendable syllable is ideal. Often paired with "Whatev."

"Hey, let's see a movie today."
"What's playing?"
".....meh. TMT."

"You forgot my birthday again? That's it. We're through."
"Whatev, TMT."

T.M.T. by Huey Peterson February 6, 2005