"My m.i.l is crazy!" or "My m.i.l is very rich."
Mother-In-Law, The Mother of your spouse, The woman married to you fil (Father-In-Law).
My mil is coming over today, ugh.
Race Car Driver.
MIL has stopped on track!
Pronounced - (mĭl)
A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.
Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.
All students proceed to bow to the floor.
A person who surpasses mere mortality and becomes something more... a god of sorts. Usually a "Mil" will throw huge amazing parties, get mad bitties, and have an enormous amount of friends. There is nothing better than being "Mil." Anyone with the title or name "Mil" will probably rule the world. Once someone gets the title of 'Mil' it becomes their name. Simply Mil is the most PIMP kind of person alive.
Friend 1: yo that kid is the most baller person I know
Friend 2: That's because he's Mil, idiot.
Slut 1: I want to fuck Mil!
Slut 2: Me too!
A unit of measure that is 1/1000th of an inch. The term can also be used interchangeably with "thou" witch is simply much shorter than saying "thousandths of an inch". The advent of the metric system has generated some confusion as some have used the term "mil" as an abbreviation for the millimeter (mm). The only thing that they share is that each is 1000th of something. The traditional "mil" is 1 thousandth of an inch and the millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter.
Although the unit seems impossibly small it is very common in industries where an inch is absurdly large such as film (for plastic bags), foil, and wires.
1 mil = 1 thou = 0.001" = 0.0254mm
This is a pretty precise measuring tool, it says that a single strand of my hair is 2 mil thick.
No wonder the bags keep ripping there only 1 mil thick. See if you can order 3 mil bags.
The internet domain for the US military.
The Pentagon's website is www.pentagon.mil