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1.
Mil
Pronounced - (mĭl)

A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
Example 1

Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.

Example 2

Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.

All students proceed to bow to the floor.
by LastTrueChamp May 12, 2009