I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

1000 brown M&Ms 

Properly filled in a brandy glass, or Ozzy will not go on stage. They can usually be found in a little sweet shop at the edge of town of Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. Often guarded by a bloody great big Bengal tiger. The tiger can be taken out by a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night

1000 brown M&Ms by Mr. Tater Moisty Naps November 12, 2010

M100 

An M100 is a Semi-Automatic Carbine Assault Rifle made by the American gun company Calico. It is called the M100 because of its high capacity clip of 100 rounds + 1 in the chamber. Was very unpopular due to the assault weapon ban which has since been repealed and M100's are now legal for civilians to possess in their respective state. The military has yet to contract with Calico thus leaving Calico a relatively small gun manufacturer. In some states is also referred to as a "long rifle" making it legal to posess in states with an assault weapon ban.

1.
Josh: "Did you hear all of those shots last night?"
Dave: "Yeah my boy brought his dad's Calico M100 to my house and we took potshots at that tree stump"
Josh: "Damn I musta heard at least 100 shots fired"

2. The Notorious BIG in the song Somebodies gotta die references it "What kinda shots my nigga I see mad holes. What kinda gats? Hitchlinks, cocks, and calicos"

M100 by JiZZA420 March 13, 2009

M100's 

Cardio compound circuit exercise comprising of a total of 100 repetitions based on three exercises, conducted in cycled sets of 10 repetitions per exercise. No rest until all 100 repetitions are completed.

The three exercises:

1) Burpees 4x10 reps

2) Mountain climbers 3x10 reps

3) Squat jumps 3x10 reps

Those M100's yesterday killed me!!! my whole body is aching!!!

M100's by The "Machine" Gan August 17, 2012

m1000 

The m1000 phone is a phone that all gangsters have.

Yoo doooode that is one tyte m1000 where did u get that bckg??

m1000 by William Hepau August 28, 2006