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August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R 

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
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L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
Most "rock" music would be labelled M.O.R. if Rolling Stone didn't have their heads so far up their own arses.
M.O.R. by tankass May 20, 2003

M.M.O.R.P.G 

a word in the big book of geeks, M.M.O.R.P.G a.k.a massivly multiplayer online role playing game, to some known as the way of liie and to some a complete turn off.
geek:hey jenny,i cant believe your the head of the cheerleading team!
jenny:why?
geek:because i was planning on asking you out!
jenny: why wouldent you
geek: because i was to busy playing my M.M.O.R.P.G!
jenny:AHHHH GEEK! ACTIVATE ANTI-GEEK WEAPON
geek:MY EYES! DID YOU HAVE TO USE PEPPER SPRAY?!
M.M.O.R.P.G by wjbkvbjk October 16, 2005

I.W.W.W.M.O.R.N 

It stand for I wish we where making out right now just found that out so when some one say I.W.W.W.M.O.R.N say not today satan
I.W.W.W.M.O.R.N lol
I.W.W.W.M.O.R.N by anonymous August 2, 2021

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Hey have you seen that new song "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"?
by Fergie?
No, by Jack Harlow
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S by SlappyTheSalmon December 12, 2023

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. is the worst.