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M Night Shamalamadingdong 

Also Known As M Night Shyamalan. A name that lots of people use when talking about direction M Night Shyamalan in a mean way. Or, used when one doesn't know how to pronounce his name.
Person 1: Dude, aren't M Night Shila... Sheila... Shiya...
Person 2: Man, just call him Shamalamadingdong!
Person 1: Okay... aren't M Night Shamalamadingdong's new movies gay?
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m night shyamalan 

An over rated director that makes the worst movies.
Far worst than that director from transformers who's name I can not mention at this time but is notorious for CGI, lots of explosions that are suppose to make up for the weak story lines.

M Night Shyamalan couldn't even direct porno without massive disappointment. At least transformers guy could make a porno that was ok the first time around, wouldn't be complete torture to watch again, And makes up for amateur mistake with excessive "explosions!"
Worst big budget movie in the world was made by

"m night shyamalan", and it was call "THE LAST AIR BENDER!!" Nuff said!
2 minutes in and I wanted to kill my self

M-Night-Shayamalan'ed 

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.
"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"
M-Night-Shayamalan'ed by drbambam January 10, 2013

M. Night Shatupon 

Another term for a bad movie made by M. Night Shamylan, specifically one that he shat upon.
Guy 1: Have you seen the movie The Last Airbender
Guy 2: No, but I hear it was a great television series but it was M. Night Shatupon in the movie version.
M. Night Shatupon by JRD_02 May 2, 2014

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong 

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.
1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

M. Night Shyamalan 

A director best known for making good movies earlier in his career and increasingly ill received movies as of late. His movies also infamously use twist endings
Interviewer: "Mr. M. Night we loved 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Signs' but how can ypu possibly explain 'The Last Airbender'?"

M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"

M. Night Shyamalan 

The director who single handedly destroyed the movie Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was after this movie that he was cast into a prison until he could salvage the trilogy.
Man 1: What happened to M. Night Shyamalan?

Man 2: Oh didn't you hear? The Avatar fans kidnapped him and sold his possessions to fund a new movie.