Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.
That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover
The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heartbroke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
A lever near the anus which, when pulled, releases a gushing torrent of dook, pus, and other generally reesty liquids, which burst forth from the anoos with such force as to completely obliterate the person attached to said anoos.
Guy1:Hey whats this one do?
guy2: No dont pull that its my anoos lever.
guy1:too late.