Chick-Fil-ayonnaise 

Mayonnaise packets obtained at Chick-Fil-A restaurants.
May be improperly referred to as Chick-Fil-Mayo.

Parking at Chick-Fil-A, I told my friend not to forget to grab as much Chick-Fil-Ayonnaise as he could without attracting looks. I always get my money's worth at fast food establishments.

Chick-Fil-ayonnaise by PyroLogiK September 4, 2007

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

lyonnesexual 

A person who is in love with Natasha Lyonne, this person brings her up whenever they possibly can. This person would die for Natasha Lyonne

Omg, she’s obsessed with Natasha Lyonne, uh yea she’s Lyonnesexual

lyonnesexual by Ttrippiehippie February 17, 2021

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.

Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!

lmayonnaise by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

lmaonnaise 

The preffered condiment of internet sandwiches.

Oh shit, that flash animation was so funny I fucking shot lmaonnaise out of my fucking nose.

lmaonnaise by Col. Mustard March 16, 2005

Lonnise 

God's present to earth. Lonnise is a one of a kind woman. Lonnise are Independent, confident and strong. They are fantastic mother's. They have beliefs in god and the devil. They are the sun to the day, and the moon to the night. They are unbreakable soldiers, no matter what damage anyone does to them, they would still be on their feet. Lonnise are hard working and funny as well. No one can not get along with a Lonnise.

Sarah : " Wow she is one hard working woman"
Kaylee : " That's a Lonnise "

Lonnise by XXXTYTYXXX October 2, 2018

Lmaonnaise 

The act of laughing while staring at Mayonnaise

Bob lmaonnaised while talking to Jenny.

Lmaonnaise by naked gansta February 12, 2010