Jack- what!?!? huh??
Joe- Dude whats wrong?
Jack- I'm brain dead from smoking everyday because Lynchburg College fuckin sucks
Lynchburg Travel Brochure Preview:
At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.
Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.
But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.
Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.
Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.
Yeah and what that dude said, F**K dean furter.
You just have to experience it for yourself.
*conversation taking place at the local wal mart in lynchburg*
Dude, you go to Lc?!?
Na man, liberty - right across the street