lycras

They're the people who buy very expensive bikes, wear tons of Lycra with way too much gadgetry and gear all over their clothes and bikes and don't obey the rules of the road. More money than brains, gadgetry than skills, they never use hand signals, they ride doubles / triples / quadruples down narrow roads in car lanes and disobey "share the road" rules. They make other cyclists look bad. They're into the idea of cycling but don't actually live it or know anything about it. It's a status symbol to them that only other lycras think is impressive.

Those lycras just rode across an intersection without obeying traffic signals and caused a 3-car pileup!

Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.

lycras by dollar bill yallz May 1, 2017

lycrasexual 

A (usually male) person who has a paraphilia for wearing, exhibiting and collecting skin tight, stretchy articles of clothing constructed of fabric called Lycra, Spandex or Elastane.

That dude wearing his Spiderman outfit might be lycrasexual, but the guy wearing his Zentai suit surely must be.

lycrasexual by Parafiliac March 4, 2019

Lyfrassir 

An idiot who named themselves after Lyfrassir Edda from The Bifrost Incident (The Mechanism).

Lyfrassir enjoys The Bifrost Incident a healthy amount and is a normal human being (lie).

Lyfrassir by anonymous November 20, 2023