lovemuffin 

A nickname for a individual, your spouse, or a very good friend.

I love you lovemuffin.
I've missed you lovemuffin.
Your my lovemuffin.

lovemuffin by HollyJean May 18, 2005

lustmuffin 

A plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no sexual attraction to. Commonly used as a greeting or petname.

"Hey there lustmuffin." (translation: Wow you're really hot, but I'm too chickenshit to outright say so. I hope you know what I mean.)

lustmuffin by yonderTheGreat December 9, 2008

ginger lovemuffin 

A ginger person who is a your lover and is insanely gorgeous.

He's my ginger lovemuffin.

ginger lovemuffin by mushu2357 April 18, 2010

Lagamuffin 

A person playing online games with a crappy connection.

That Lagamuffin was too easy to snipe

Lagamuffin by CreatedByBonks March 18, 2014

lugmuffin 

A particularly bulky man, who is also dumb.

That bartender is such a lugmuffin.

lugmuffin by femlib12345 April 28, 2023

lagamuffin 

Originates from ragamuffin.
Someone with lag of an epic magnitude, makes COD a pain in the arse.

Dave: "Pete, you're a massive lagamuffin"

lagamuffin by Sleep Twitch February 11, 2010

lovemuffin 

A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.

A fresh replacement for your hand

I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale

lovemuffin by I rule the rock April 8, 2008