lurt 

so lame that it hurts.

person 1: hey, man, jo called for you.
person 2: jo who?
person 1: jo mama
person 2: that was so fucking lurt, man.

lurt by ((make yourself!)) August 19, 2004

lurtz

The third most retarded person on Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboy. Voted the single biggest whiner on the mud, due to the fact he single handedly described how many steps it would take to get a communicator to say something IC. Also a huge racist.

(OOC) Lurtz: LotR was meant to give Anglo Saxons a more clearly defined ethnic past.

lurtz by Giraldus Van D'evic December 10, 2008

Lurtle 

A mythical creature; a hybrid between a Lion and a Turtle. The Lurtle is a lion with the shell of a turtle on its body. They can swim and move on land. They can be found in the deepest areas of the ocean or the highest places of the safari. Lurtles are the rarest creature in all of existance and will probably never be found, unless a lion and a turtle.. Ya know, do the with with each other... Some how..

The lurtle swam in circles watching the zebra dance

Lurtle by King of thy Lurtles March 14, 2015

Lurtzing

The character Lurtz from the Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring can also be used to describe the manor in which people present themselves in certain situations; parties, conversations. Similar to the concept of “prancing”, “mincing” or “trolling”

The phrase originating from the north of England Lurtzing can be used to describe almost anybodies behaviour in any number of sitiuations

Whoah chill out, stop Lurtzing on the conversation

Did you see me last night? I was Lurtzing all over.

Lurtzing by joeborder June 30, 2010

Lurting 

Lurk-Flirting.

Flirting from a distance, in most cases the person Lurting does not know the person they are doing it to.

*Guy watching some female stranger eating, with her friend*
Guy: "I like the way you wipe your mouth with your napkin..."
Girl: "O_O"
Girl's friend: "Wow, he's totally Lurting with you."

Lurting by AussyLevii November 24, 2011

Lurter

A cross between a lurker and a looter.

A person who lurks by a shop waiting for a riot to start so they can loot a load of stuff.

Person 1: You gonna go in that shop mate?

Person 2: Nah I'm just lurting, a need a new xbox.

Person 1: oh, damn Lurter.

Lurter by Ameliathe1 August 16, 2011

Lurta 

Lurta is a wot that you use when you want to call someone gay. This word can also mean slut. So if you called someone lurta your calling them a gay slut. ( word used on guys and Nate from bay path)

gayslutlurta

Lurta by PsychoSedrys October 10, 2013