Lyroglyphics 

Lyroglypics (noun): When someone posts random lyrics to FaceBook, Twitter, or Myspace as a status and the rest of the planet has no idea what the words mean.

Often lost in translation from generation to generation.

Dude 1: Her status says "keep quiet let us sing like the doves
Then decide if we've sung with purpose or lack thereof." I have nfi what she means.
Dude 2: P!atd dude. It ain't lyroglyphics!

Lyroglyphics by EmmaSez August 3, 2009

Lurgan Champagne 

See wordBuckfast/word

Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

Lurgan Champagne by OB July 31, 2003

lurgi 

Cold, flu, allergy. Any sickness that takes you out of the game, your work, or your life.

Brandi has the lurgi, she won't be in today.

lurgi by D-muney September 27, 2006

lurg 

Illness or disease that is difficult to shake off.

I've got the dreaded lurg.

lurg by Marc N. September 12, 2005

Lurgang 

To be Jobless

"Hey Mom!"
"Hello son!"
"I am Lurgang"
"Get out of my house"

Lurgang by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

Lurgy 

Approximate British equivalent of the American playground term cooties, meaning a fictitious, yet highly infectious disease. Unlike cooties, now used by adults to refer to an general undefined infectious malady.

Normally used in the form "the dreaded lurgy".

The term originates from an episode of the 1950s radio comedy "The Goon Show" in which an epidemic of "The Dreaded Lurgi" was said to be about to sweep across Britain. It turned out that the lurgi was in fact a ficitious disease created by brass instrument makers who had claimed that no brass band player had ever died of the lurgi (thereby increasing sales hugely).

"The Goon Show" was an anarchic and surreal radio comedy series that starred Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe. It was written by Spike Milligan and Eric Sykes.

I think I've got the dreaded lurgy.

He's not coming into work today, apparently he's coming down with a lurgy.

I'm not quite sure what's wrong. Just some form of lurgy.

Urgh. You've got the LURGY!

Lurgy by mammon_the_source August 3, 2009

lurgy lounge 

A handful of contract workers who are so ass cheap, they refuse to miss a day's pay and come into work and bring in their cootie bug germies and infect everyone.

Thank god its the last day of working in the Lurgy Lounge for a few weeks.

Tired of listening to the sporking, hucking and borking of the guys in the Lurgy Lounge

lurgy lounge by Miss Canuckie December 23, 2009