four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019

Colombian Landslide 

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

Colombian Landslide by EWMB March 4, 2018

Lindsay 

Lindsay is the best girl you could ask for. She is an amazing friend. She has a heart of gold and deserves every positive thing in this entire world. Lindsay is like a four leaf clover hard to find but once you find it you won't ever want to lose it. She has the best skills ever and makes you want to be her. Lindsay is shy but once you get to know her it's like the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is someone who will for sure make it to the olympics. Lindsay is the type of girl who doesn't care what others think about her or what they do to her but as long as she stays positive nobody will have problems. So the next time you see a Lindsay I would try to become best friends with her because she will be one of those best friends that is like a sister. Lindsay is beyond perfection and is literally the BEST thing that will ever happen to you!!!!!!

Lindsay is amazing!!!!!

Lindsay by CZbrotato May 7, 2018

Lindsie 

The most amazing, cool, nice person you can ever meet. You can always go to her with your problems and she'll be there to help you out. Everyone loves her.

Look it's Lindsie!

Lindsie by Loveable Directioner February 18, 2013

Lindsey Lee’d 

When you inadvertently go into a bar for a few drinks and end up getting piss drunk due to the gracious bartender.

I decided to stop at Pounders Pub for an after work drink and I ended up getting Lindsey Lee’d.

Lindsey Lee’d by Bigdique August 30, 2022