Lund (lʌnd) n.
1. a city in SW Sweden, just north-east of Malmö; population 107,351 (2008). Its university was founded in 1666.
2. a common term for a person of low general intelligence, a person notably stupid or lacking in judgement;
3. a person who lacks the capacity to develop beyond the mental age of a nine-year-old;
4. an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock
"Did you hear about John?"
"No"
"He's in the hospital - tried to iron a shirt while he was wearing it"
"He's such a lund!"

"You've given it to that lund to do? You've more chance of getting a blow job from the pope"

"Have you been eating cripple biscuits? Christ, you're such a lund"
by Aromatic Plums July 26, 2011
Translation of the word "penis" in Urdu.
Salman loves lund; he sure does lust after that penis.
by BrownBooty April 20, 2011
Also means sweater, usually of mixed material.
Is that a new lund?

Yeah, it's 50% cotton.
by Huh What March 21, 2008
A city in southeastern Sweden. Also the birthplace of Sena Lund. The place got its name from the little blunder.
Hometown of Sena Lund
by ff December 16, 2003
Verb: The act of desecrating one's car, truck, or automobile by the following means:

Step 1: Remove rear seat.

Step 2: shit under back seat.

Step 3: take some of the shit and smear it on the windshield.

Step 4: urinate in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir.

Step 5: replace back seat and lock car shut.
"Dude we went out last night and pulled a lund on the douche!"
by the lund master May 02, 2009
1.Grocery store frequented by asshole jews, whom believe they own the store, high numbers of homosexuals, retards, general assholes, drunks, niggers from across the river, freaks, nasty bitchy old women who try constantly to get the clerks to fuck them, and milfs and hot chicks but thats not to say in the volume of the others.
2. Hell on earth for the workers.
3. Place for retards, and others whom cant get a job anywhere else. Slutty nasty fat and ugly chicks only allowed to work here as required by company regulations.
Just visit the store.
by TresLunds April 21, 2005
Limp Unused Noodely Dick. Bam.
Bertha broke up with her boyfriend because he had a major LUND.
by Juan "Dirty Sanchez" Ramirez August 01, 2006

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