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lunchroom thieves 

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".
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lunchroom jesus

One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.

"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"

lunchpool 

When multiple people travel to eat lunch together, similar to the concept of carpooling.
“Hey, Tammy! You lunchpooling with us today?”

“You bet I am! One more lonely desk lunch, and I’ll go insane”
lunchpool by James Neutron, Jr. January 18, 2019

luncheonmeat lance 

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.
Chicagoese for "front room" - what chicagoans call the living room.

Hey Stan, go in da funchroom and get da gratchki, willya?
funchroom by subliculous June 11, 2006

Luncharoo 

I just got some luncharoo.
Luncharoo by KoalaMary May 28, 2011

Luncharoo 

The name of a crime solving, lunch saving kangaroo. The original character design was created by D. Whitehead and is a beloved childrens character, sure to amuse generation after generation to come.
"Woo Hoo Luncharoo! I brought you an apple Billy"-Luncharoo
"Thanks Luncharoo but my mom packed me this sandwich"-Billy
"So, I guess im not needed"-Luncharoo
"Yes, please leave" - Billy
Luncharoo by Luncharoo May 17, 2007