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lunchroom thieves 

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".

lunchroom jesus

One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.

"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"

fronchroom

How Italian Chicagoans pronounce front room
Hey, get my pop from the fronchroom
fronchroom by Randalhicks January 29, 2017

fuhroomtenloug 

a sex position when ones feet are chopped off and put in the other persons mouth.
last night my girl had such a fuhroomtenloug

fushroom 

when an f boy has a mushroom cut.
"you like Jake? ew he's a fushroom"
fushroom by ruby123hehe May 14, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026