lunchenon 

a lunch you just know won't happen or that you're about to cancel

Hey man, regarding that lunchenon, yeah ...

..............

To: John Smith
Subj: Lunchenon

Hey John, can't make it today. Let's reschedule!

lunchenon by amiarebel July 8, 2009

nut luncheon 

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

nut luncheon by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.

We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.

Liberian Luncheon by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Luncheon Meat Curry 

Something mildly awful.

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

Luncheon Meat Curry by Jeffphff June 22, 2011

luncheonmeat lance 

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

luncheonmeat lance by Beardsville June 13, 2006

Luncheon Meat Truncheon 

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

Luncheon Meat Truncheon by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

luncheon 

When a group of people gather in a meeting around a catered lunch meal Usually sub sandwiches.

I attended the luncheon for the senior trip to Florida on Friday. Good meal.

luncheon by Jakabones September 3, 2005