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Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

super-lumpenproletariat 

an expanded definition of th word lumpen-proletariat.a black contemporary marxist term used to describe th people below th people below th proletariat.th super-lumpenproletariat include all th people who might belong to th underclass if they were allowed to function.a 3rd or 4th class citizenry that functions more like zombies than humans...
due to their ultra-abject station on th american plantation,they possess super class antagonistic powers,hence th name super-lumpenproletariat.th "super-lumps" as they are affectionately known,prey on the ultra rich(mostly at night)

th super-lumpenproletariat is also a funny word that is used by radicals to describe someone posing as being worse off than th poorest lumpenproletariat.
"man you taking this super-lumpenproletariat thang too far"...

"hey bruh,why you super-lumpenfruntin? shit, you better pay for them french fries,i'm broke!"

"ay homie,the super-lumpenproletariat are th real heroes of the revolutionary vanguard.they even got capes and shit!"

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

tubby lumpkin 

a very fat person, lumpkin bieng their resemblance to a lump
the fat kid over there, named zack brown, is a tubby lumpkin.

Lumpenprofessoriate 

An over-educated, under-paid, part-time intellectual laborer, who typically works over-time for sub-standard wages with no job security and no professional future.
Welcome to the university. I am your "Professor". I will be in my shared office on Tuesdays. The rest of the week I am working at the bicycle shop. I have to do that to live inside this winter due to the fact that I am an exploited member of the of the excess intellectual labor pool of the lumpenprofessoriate.
Lumpenprofessoriate by Bikephreak November 2, 2011

Tubby Lumpkins 

The leader of Tubby Lumpkins..Beware!
Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014