Lumbergh'd
When your boss makes you do something unreasonable and at the last minute. Derived from the movie, Office Space.
Lumbergh'd by A Random Design June 21, 2011
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chopping the lumber down
The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
chopping the lumber down by I got you back July 19, 2009
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The Lumber Jack Duo
Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.
As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO
The Lumber Jack Duo by D1bull54 October 2, 2009
dangerous lumber
1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who always hits someone with a baseball while they're batting and hit someone
2 someone who always hits someone with a baseball while they're batting and hit someone
dangerous lumber by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
dangerous lumber
1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who is at bat and when they hit the ball it goes and hits someone in the face
2 someone who is at bat and when they hit the ball it goes and hits someone in the face
dangerous lumber by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
The dirty lumber jack
The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
The dirty lumber jack by Topherman420 May 18, 2009
Drift Lumber
A subset of driftwood including the remains of man-made wooden objects, such as, buildings and their contents washed into the sea during storms, wooden objects discarded into the water from shore, dropped dunnage or lost cargo from ships (jetsam), and the remains of shipwrecked wooden ships and boats (flotsam).
Drift Lumber by Athowhen October 20, 2012