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bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
by big baby jesus. September 10, 2007
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marijuana, weed, grass, pot.
man, i cant find my stash of lucifers' lettuce.
by j. hickey August 30, 2007
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Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil
Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man
by superstoner20000 January 30, 2012
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