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1. lpm
Licks Per Minute

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I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.
by Calvin Aug 16, 2004 add a video
2. LPM
Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is
South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows
3. LPM
Little penis man
Chris pointed out the Dave is an L-P-M
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