LPM 

Like Per Minute, means the amount of likes you get per minute by posting a picture on Instagram, Facebook, etc.

She don`t fuck with me, ´cuz i´m low on LPM´s

LPM by Dr.Oktopussy July 26, 2017

lpm 

In Spanish, it is an abbreviation of "la puta madre", a not very funny insult to say.

Oye pe´ que te pasa lpm
(What is your problem lpm)

lpm by giarock905 July 8, 2020

LPM 

LPM stands for lies per minute. Used to describe how badly someone is lying or making up things.

President Trump held the lying speed record at 14 LPM. That's a lie every 4 seconds

LPM by Wordiculous April 21, 2023

LPM 

Acronym for the Argentinian word "la puta madre" which means mother fucker.

Persona 1: Vino la profesora al final.
Persona 2: Uff LPM!

Person 1:The teacher came.
Person : Ugh LPM!

LPM by Aldi July 21, 2016

lpm 

Acronym for "la puta madre", an expression used in Argentina and Uruguay, which means "for fuck's sake" or "goddammit".

I lost my credit card today, lpm.
Lpm that puppy is so cute!

lpm by the last jedi April 18, 2017

lpm 

Licks Per Minute

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I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

lpm by Calvin August 16, 2004

LPM 

An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.

That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.

LPM by PorqueThePigg June 24, 2021