Licks Per Minute
I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.
by Calvin August 16, 2004
Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is
South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows
by scottyboy123 August 11, 2009