loves me like his Ford 

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

loves me like his Ford by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

loves me knot 

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.

opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.

loves me knot by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010

Nobody Loves Me

Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You

I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"

Nobody Loves Me by Headcircus July 8, 2010

She loves me,she loves me not 

The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.

She loves me,she loves me not by JMC70 December 24, 2016

Why no body loves me 

Means no one really loves u they dont care that u die they dont care about ur existance. Don't care for them they dont deserve it. In the end only yourself is the one that will be with u till the end. So dont give a shit to anyone

Why No body loves me its ok i dont give a shit about them

Why no body loves me by Rana24 December 8, 2018

I loves me some 

Another way of saying that you love something, normally a noun thats not a particular person.

Guy 1: hey guy 2 want go get some taco bell?
Guy 2: oh hell yeah i loves me some tacos!

I loves me some by littleefizz November 28, 2010

jesus loves me more than he loves you 

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.

Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*

jesus loves me more than he loves you by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021