| 1. | football | ||
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The best and most popular game in the world but the americans for some reason call it soccer wtf is soccer it was originally called footbal so american should call it that and call american footbal tackleball besides american football sounds like your trying to own the sport everybody loves football, hey lets play some footbal and if you call football soccer your stupid so get it right
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| 2. | HK FOOTBALL | ||
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The fucking coolest most badass football team in the world.
Tim shine is SEXXXY**XD HK FOOTBALL RULEZ!
Tim Shine was pwning with HK FOOTBALL Gary Gurecki loves HK FOOTBALL Sal is the gayest person on HK FOOTBALL Ryan O'Neal reps for HK FOOTBALL Johnny Webber rapes face. |
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| 3. | Trion | ||
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An almost non-existent town in the bible belt of Northwest Georgia. Trion loves football. I went to trion to celebrate Halloween, but it was cancelled because of a football game.
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| 4. | footballer | ||
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one who enjoys football Brittini. She loves football. To the point that she coaches junior high cheerleaders so that she can attend several games a week. And she loves Joseph Addai. She is a FOOTBALLER.
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| 5. | jealous boyfriend syndrome | ||
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a guy who obviously has huge insecurity issues so he tries to control who you talk to, what you wear, what you talk about, etc. they really need to go talk to a therapist, but they're "too proud" to do that even to save their girlfriend all the misery he's putting her through.
See asshole and football player "Hun I'm just gonna go over there and talk to my friend Kyle ok?"
"NO YOU FUCKING WON'T BITCH!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i'm too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company" "Hey baby :) do you like my new skirt?" "no i don't you look like a fucking slut, you can't wear that around me" |
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| 6. | MiPr | ||
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The Mike Price Element. (AKA "Element 119")
Developed by two bored high school students in their chemistry class, it has since been known to change everything. Created on the basis of Coach Mike Price of the University of Texas at El Paso football team, the Mike Price Element is the last element in the periodic table. With an atomic weight of 290, it is incredbily sturdy in key situations. Mike Price has been involved in various shameful behaviors in his past. But has recently made up for them through public service ventures involving Ben and Rick as well as Gary, in explaining Unconventional Implementation of Technology. With the help of Element 119, Mike Price moments can occur, or seemingly impossible changes and developments. If you want things to change, add MiPr. Everything changes when you add the Mike Price Element.
Element 119 changes everything. That was the Mike Price moment of today. Brent loves to use MiPr. |
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| 7. | Keyport | ||
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A small town in the greatest state ever...NJ. Most of the kids there say "yo I hate this town yp"....but really love it. Keyport High School is more of a hang out then an actual school...and if you're artsy..get out. Sports Sports Sports. The Union Beach kids come to the school for 9-12...mostly because Keyport is a tad bit better. Well...the kids aren't smart but usually are outragiously funny and have good personalties. Everyone is Irish and Italian theres like 5 black families and some more Spanish kids...basically no culture. It is bordered by Hazlet...a school or fag emos who think there tough...and usually get beat up by Keyport kids. To add it up...great personalty....crazy funny...jock....LOVES football...welcome to Keyport. We hope you just don't mind the Mexicans. .... our towns racist as hell. welcome to Keyport a town of white kids who say yo all the time love football are funny....but will definetly kick your ass if they need to...or want to.
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