Five-finger love ring

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...

Five-finger love ring by Doris M. Smith October 11, 2008

Scarlett love ring

A “Scarlett Lovering” is any rash or mark on the skin, usually in the form of a circle or patch, that happens after fornication with a usually grotesque individual.

Sorry I can’t hang out man, I slept with Nikki last week and i got Scarlett love rings all over my crotch

Scarlett love ring by Nanakin July 6, 2022

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Scarlett love ring • Five-finger love ring • lovering • finn lovering • love • Love sick • Love Triangle • love tap • love muffin • love bug

lovering

A natural proclivity to say "Happy days" and take it up the japanese flag on a regular basis.

"That lovering doesn't half say happy days a lot"

lovering by boss March 17, 2003

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finn lovering

a massive farken loser who has 0 mates

a divorced dad, finn lovering

finn lovering by bigblacksexyman69420 November 14, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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